It seems someone’s always writing a book or a movie about a mad scientist who creates some sort of monster that causes death and destruction but where are the stories about the unsung mad professionals? Where are the mad economists? The mad mathematicians? The mad quantitative analyzers? Are we not worth a mention at any [...]
Our guest writer today, once again, is Karzkat Selvonian. He’s from Latvia and he calls himself a “Professional Advisist on the Relationship”. A quick warning, he does talk a little graphically about sex: Let’s talk about sex! Now that I have your attention, let’s talk about sex. Many mens are coming up to me and [...]
I love having sex with ladies and I’m completely heterosexual, I just happen to have a dick fetish. It’s really no different from any other sexual hangups out there. Lots of guys love really fat women. Some guys like to be bound and gagged. Me, I prefer to have a nice, big dick in me. [...]
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Dear Diary, It has been three days since I washed ashore on this island, and still no sign of life. This entire island appears to be one vast desert running from where the waves crash onto the shore all the way up to the edge of the forest. The sun beats mercilessly on my head [...]
Thursday, January 28, 2010
First of all, I’d like to thank all the members of the media who are covering this event for covering this event as there are is a persistent rumor that I would like to address. I have not, I repeat, not, ever literally stolen candy from a baby. There is absolutely no evidence for my [...]
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Times sure have changed in the novelty t-shirt business. Why, i remember it wasn’t so long ago that you could get mustache rides for only a nickel. Now I’ve seen them offered for up to 25 cents each! That’s inflation for you, I guess. It just seems a shame that it’s no longer enough to [...]
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Our guest writer today is Karzkat Selvonian. He’s from Latvia and he calls himself a “Professional Advisist on the Relationship”: Sexy ladies! Now that I have your attention let me tell you about sexy ladies. Sexy ladies are just like you and me, except sexier, and ladies! A lot of people ask me “Karzkat, how [...]
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Ok, I’ll admit it, sometimes I talk to my cat. I know people talk to their animals all the time but it still seems a little weird. But sometimes he just stares at me so I feel I have to ask him “What’s up?”. I’m just wondering where to draw the line. I mean, I [...]
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
I love sitting on a leather sofa every night watching a 60″ flat screen TV and drinking milk straight out of the carton. And I love it even more because it costs me no money at all. Zero. I have never paid a dime for any of it. What’s my secret, you ask? It’s simple: [...]
“Quiet everyone, come to order.” Mayor Humburg pounded his gavel and soon the crowded auditorium was quiet. He paused until the townspeople settled into their seats. Then he paused some more just for good measure. Then he realized he had paused too long and waited for the pause that was now an uncomfortable pause to [...]
