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Olympic Deep Thoughts

Friday, February 26, 2010

As he jumped and spun around the ice his first thought was “I should be wearing skates.” His second thought was “I probably shouldn’t have killed that guy.” Do you ever wonder why they call them “skiis”? I think a better word would be- no, nevermind, “skiis” is pretty good. If I had a choice [...]

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

If guns are banned, only bands will have guns. ADDENDUM: Except if the band is Guns N’ Roses, they’ll have a gun ban. Share:

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Friday, August 8, 2008

When the guards ordered me to get back in my cell for lights out I had a shocking thought: Maybe we were the ones in the cage and it was the people outside who were free. Share:

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Deep Thought 3

Sunday, October 21, 2007

If I ever start a Nazi cartoon themed amusement park, my signature character would have to be Anti-semitey Sam. Share:

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Deep Thoughts 2

Sunday, October 21, 2007

What do you call someone who sees the glass as half full, but half full of deadly, killer bees? Share:

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Deep Thought

Sunday, October 21, 2007

I know that my friends secretly want to start a Fight Club, but nobody’s really talking about it. Share:

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