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		<title>Rejected Sketch: Miami Crime Scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sketch was rejected from the show by my sketch group Hashtag because they were tired of CSI sketches. INT. CRIME SCENE Detectives CARUSO and CLEVELAND examine a DEAD BODY. CARUSO: What do you have, Detective Cleveland? CLEVELAND: Well, Caruso, from the position of the body, it looks like he was thrown through the window from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And now&#8230;Mitt Romney Changes His Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 10:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROMNEY: &#8220;Oh, honey?&#8230;Nevermind.&#8221; END Share:]]></description>
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		<title>And now&#8230;Mitt Romney Brushes His Hair</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROMNEY: Oh, honey! Could you call my accountant and have him brush my hair? END Share:]]></description>
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		<title>And Now&#8230;Mitt Romney Does His Taxes</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/01/29/mitt-romney-does-his-taxes-part-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Making Fun of]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROMNEY: Oh, honey, could you call my accountant and have him do my taxes? END Share:]]></description>
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		<title>Communication Breakdown</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/01/28/communication-breakdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Fred, I&#8217;m writing to you to today to ask for a very important favor. As you remember, when we were teenagers we got into trouble. Lots of it. And my dad would always bail us out! Well, my dad&#8217;s in some trouble of his own now and I need your help! (Please pardon the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m In A Sketch Group</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/01/27/im-in-a-sketch-group/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 06:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Site News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously. This isn&#8217;t a joke. This isn&#8217;t another of my crazy monologues where at the end you find out I&#8217;m a bat or some bullshit. I&#8217;m in a sketch group. That&#8217;s partly why I haven&#8217;t been posting as much. I&#8217;m going to try to start doing it some more, but I&#8217;m writing a ton of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Shorts</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/01/10/short-shorts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New Years Celebration The huge crowd in Times Square watched the ball drop as they counted down: &#8220;3&#8230;2&#8230;1&#8230;Happy adolescence!&#8221; they shouted at the naked teenager with newly descended testes. Practical Advice It&#8217;s never a good idea to leave your car running while you go into a store to grab something. Especially if that something is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter From An Insurance Company to Dr. House</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 23:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blue Cross Blue Shield 1435 Rock Ridge Drive Oxnard, CA 93031 Dr. Gregory House MD Bethesda Medical Center Mondays at 10 on FOX RE: Your recent invoices Dr. House: We have received your latest invoices for case #23980-C but we require further information before we are able to process these claims. Please respond to the inquiries [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apologies</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/07/31/apologies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 20:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monologue]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to thank all the members of the media that showed up today, there&#8217;s a lot more of you here than were at my previous press meeting regarding the persistent rumors that surrounded me. That&#8217;s nice of you all, but if you&#8217;re looking for a spectacle prepare to be disappointed. I am simply here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Married Bachelor</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/07/29/married-bachelor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sketches]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[INT. APARTMENT BRIAN and MIKE sit on the couch in a neatly organized apartment watching TV. There is a KNOCK on the door. Brian opens it to reveal JERRY. JERRY Hey, Brian, Mike, what’s going on? BRIAN Hey, Jerry, what’s up? JERRY The wife and kids are out of town, I figured I’d head next [...]]]></description>
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