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		<title>Paramount Pictures Wants to See Our Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paramount Pictures is sponsoring a sketch, improv and stand up show featuring my sketch comedy group Hashtag and one of LA&#8217;s best improv teams RDJRJR to promote the new movie &#8220;Jeff Who Lives at Home&#8221; starring Jason Segal and Ed Helms. Everyone who shows up gets free passes to the movie and free drinks! Plus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rejected Sketch: Doctor in the House</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sketch started out as a patient running through all the conventions of medical shows but I never got it to work as well as I thought it would when I came up with the premise. A bizarre twist ending is the result of too many edits, but now I&#8217;m sick of working on it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rejected Sketch: Miami Crime Scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sketch was rejected from the show by my sketch group Hashtag because they were tired of CSI sketches. INT. CRIME SCENE Detectives CARUSO and CLEVELAND examine a DEAD BODY. CARUSO: What do you have, Detective Cleveland? CLEVELAND: Well, Caruso, from the position of the body, it looks like he was thrown through the window from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And now&#8230;Mitt Romney Changes His Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 10:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROMNEY: &#8220;Oh, honey?&#8230;Nevermind.&#8221; END Share:]]></description>
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		<title>And now&#8230;Mitt Romney Brushes His Hair</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROMNEY: Oh, honey! Could you call my accountant and have him brush my hair? END Share:]]></description>
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		<title>And Now&#8230;Mitt Romney Does His Taxes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROMNEY: Oh, honey, could you call my accountant and have him do my taxes? END Share:]]></description>
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		<title>Communication Breakdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Fred, I&#8217;m writing to you to today to ask for a very important favor. As you remember, when we were teenagers we got into trouble. Lots of it. And my dad would always bail us out! Well, my dad&#8217;s in some trouble of his own now and I need your help! (Please pardon the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m In A Sketch Group</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 06:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Site News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously. This isn&#8217;t a joke. This isn&#8217;t another of my crazy monologues where at the end you find out I&#8217;m a bat or some bullshit. I&#8217;m in a sketch group. That&#8217;s partly why I haven&#8217;t been posting as much. I&#8217;m going to try to start doing it some more, but I&#8217;m writing a ton of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Shorts</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/01/10/short-shorts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New Years Celebration The huge crowd in Times Square watched the ball drop as they counted down: &#8220;3&#8230;2&#8230;1&#8230;Happy adolescence!&#8221; they shouted at the naked teenager with newly descended testes. Practical Advice It&#8217;s never a good idea to leave your car running while you go into a store to grab something. Especially if that something is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter From An Insurance Company to Dr. House</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 23:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Making Fun of]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Blue Cross Blue Shield 1435 Rock Ridge Drive Oxnard, CA 93031 Dr. Gregory House MD Bethesda Medical Center Mondays at 10 on FOX RE: Your recent invoices Dr. House: We have received your latest invoices for case #23980-C but we require further information before we are able to process these claims. Please respond to the inquiries [...]]]></description>
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