This page contains Five Responses, Each Quite Useless Except Number Two. Leave Your Aged Shoes, Kids. Employ Dwarves, Quilting, Until Eventually Sampling Tea, Ink Or Numbered Socks (FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS).
Or to put it even more shorter: FAQ.
1. I don’t have access to a computer, is there any way I can access this website?
While imaginary technology has advanced quite rapidly in recent years, especially in the area of the internets, its one major drawback is that it does not exist and is therefore inaccessible. Short answer: How did you get here to ask that question? Shorter answer: No.
2. What’s your email address so that I can contact you?
You can reach me at nathanblumenthal at yahoo dot com.
3. I’m sorry, I missed that, could your repeat it?
No.
4. But I asked politely.
That’s not a question.
4. Fine, I asked politely, so why can’t you repeat your email address?
You can just scroll up to find it. You have one question left.
5. Then I wish for a million dollars and a million wishes…um…question mark?
This is not a leprechaun, this is a Frequently Asked Questions.
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