<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Junk Food For Your Brain &#187; True Life Sorta</title>
	<atom:link href="http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/category/true-life-sorta/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com</link>
	<description>As useless as calculus, but funnier.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:33:00 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Guide Book to Hollywood</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/07/01/guide-book-to-hollywood/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/07/01/guide-book-to-hollywood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 02:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Making Fun of]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/?p=800</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello visitors and welcome to Hollywood. We&#8217;re glad you&#8217;ve decided to join us here for this exciting adventure. Before we get started, here are a few rules and commonly asked questions to make your stay here much more pleasant: 1. You may observe some Hollywood Stars in their natural habitat. Please do not feed them, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/07/01/guide-book-to-hollywood/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cat Fight</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/10/19/cat-fight/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/10/19/cat-fight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 22:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=663</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I woke up yesterday morning at 5am to the sound of a cat fight. Nothing too unusual about that, we sometimes hear cats fighting and killing their prey outside our house. Our cat usually runs to the window to try to see the action. I was about to go back to sleep when I heard [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/10/19/cat-fight/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>More Great Job Postings</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/08/02/more-great-job-postings/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/08/02/more-great-job-postings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Making Fun of]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Odd Jobs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=645</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a bunch of job postings I&#8217;ve seen recently: Major talent agency/production/advertising/website company seeking Runner for extremely busy talent agency/production/advertising/website company. Must have at least 27 years experience supporting a top level executive of an international firm specializing in sales to Belgium. Typical hours are 9am to 8:59am plus weekends. $4.75/hour after 3 month unpaid [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/08/02/more-great-job-postings/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>My Dental Assistant</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/04/27/my-dental-assistant/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/04/27/my-dental-assistant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=447</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Things I discussed with my dental assistant (age 40ish) while getting my teeth cleaned: That &#8220;Deal or No Deal&#8221; is pretty great. What did Howie Mandel ever do before he got that gig? She has a Twitter account because she just wants to keep up with the trends these days but she doesn&#8217;t update much. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/04/27/my-dental-assistant/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>For my wife, re: our discussion</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/26/for-my-wife-re-our-discussion/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/26/for-my-wife-re-our-discussion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=213</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As you can see in the picture below, I am clearly holding two friends: Share:]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/26/for-my-wife-re-our-discussion/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Planet Earth-like</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/26/planet-earth-like/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/26/planet-earth-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quick Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=209</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I went to sleep while watching &#8220;Planet Earth&#8221; on the Discovery Channel. Is it just me or are they adding more commercials? At any rate, I dozed off occasionally but here are some facts I managed to pick up in my drowsy state: Redwood trees are the largest animal on earth. When two [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/26/planet-earth-like/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Rumors (Not the Fleetwood Mac kind)</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/06/rumors-not-the-fleetwood-mac-kind/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/06/rumors-not-the-fleetwood-mac-kind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos and Links]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=201</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy shi-crap! If this is true it&#8217;s the awesome-est news ever to come out of anywhere ever and I think it&#8217;s safe to say we can now end the awesome quest for awesome-ness since the pinacle of Awesome Mountain has been reached! Share:]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/06/rumors-not-the-fleetwood-mac-kind/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Save the Word</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/10/01/save-the-word/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/10/01/save-the-word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordplay]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=170</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dictionary compilers at Collins are going to drop words from the next dictionary unless they come back into wide enough use. Show them that these words are apodeictically alive and well and they shouldn&#8217;t villipend the English language. My two personal favorites are: Fubsy: Short and stout; squat Muliebrity: The condition of being a woman [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/10/01/save-the-word/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Literally</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/08/11/literally/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/08/11/literally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Making Fun of]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quick Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=133</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny when people use the word &#8216;literally&#8217; incorrectly. Today on the radio a person asked to comment about a store closing said that they were &#8220;literally ripping the fabric of the town apart.&#8221; So apparently not only are they laying off people, they&#8217;re breaking into houses and destroying everyone&#8217;s wardrobe. Anyone else have any [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/08/11/literally/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Twitter Update</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/08/10/twitter-update/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/08/10/twitter-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Life Sorta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter update]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you waiting for my next Twitter update, here it is: August 10, 2008 Still haven&#8217;t signed up for Twitter. # Share:]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2008/08/10/twitter-update/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

