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		<title>Rejected Sketch: Doctor in the House</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/02/23/rejected-sketch-doctor-in-the-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sketch started out as a patient running through all the conventions of medical shows but I never got it to work as well as I thought it would when I came up with the premise. A bizarre twist ending is the result of too many edits, but now I&#8217;m sick of working on it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rejected Sketch: Miami Crime Scene</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/01/30/rejected-sketch-miami-crime-scene/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sketch was rejected from the show by my sketch group Hashtag because they were tired of CSI sketches. INT. CRIME SCENE Detectives CARUSO and CLEVELAND examine a DEAD BODY. CARUSO: What do you have, Detective Cleveland? CLEVELAND: Well, Caruso, from the position of the body, it looks like he was thrown through the window from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Married Bachelor</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/07/29/married-bachelor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[INT. APARTMENT BRIAN and MIKE sit on the couch in a neatly organized apartment watching TV. There is a KNOCK on the door. Brian opens it to reveal JERRY. JERRY Hey, Brian, Mike, what’s going on? BRIAN Hey, Jerry, what’s up? JERRY The wife and kids are out of town, I figured I’d head next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ayn Rand Kindergarten</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/06/20/ayn-rand-kindergarten/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 01:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m contributing to a sketch show, here&#8217;s my first sketch: Share:]]></description>
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		<title>Progressive Preschool</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/06/09/progressive-preschool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 22:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[INT. PRESCHOOL &#8211; DAY A wide eyed woman, SUNSHINE, greets a parent, MARK. SUNSHINE Hi, Mark, you’re here for the new parent orientation, right? MARK Yeah, I heard really good things about this preschool so I came down to have a look for my son for next September. SUNSHINE Oh, wonderful, well my name is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Hansel and Gretel Really Ended</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/01/26/how-hansel-and-gretel-really-ended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:23:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretel, bone thin and wearing tattered clothes, runs out of the house towards the locked hut that holds her brother. GRETEL: Hansel! Hansel! The witch is dead! I pushed her into the oven! We&#8217;re free! Gretel unbolts  the hut and throws open the door. Hansel, grotesquely fat and wearing a fancy velor tracksuit, blinks in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Innuendo</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/12/01/innuendo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 23:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[INT. MEETING ROOM TYLER holds a gavel and stands at the podium in the front of the room. SUE, JERRY, MAGGIE and a FEW OTHERS sit in the audience. TYLER All right, let’s settle down. I’m calling this meeting of Kiwanis Club Local 49 to order. First up, our founder’s day celebration is next month [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Security Guard Callback Works Both Ways</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/11/19/cell-phone-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 23:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know that mobile phone commercial where it starts off with an old man and woman watching their son graduate, then flashes back to their son being born, then back to their wedding then all the way back to right before they met where he&#8217;s on the train station, sees the woman and uses his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who stole the cookie?</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/08/11/who-stole-the-cookie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[INT. CLASSROOM 15 kindergarten kids and a teacher sit in a circle, singing. KIDS: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? TEACHER: Mikey stole the cookie from the cookie jar. MIKEY: Who me? KIDS: Yes, you. MIKEY: Couldn&#8217;t be. KIDS: Then who? MIKEY: Billy stole the cookie from the cookie jar. BILLY: Who me? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Job Interview</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/07/01/the-job-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Roberts: Come on in, have a seat. Stanley is it? Stanley: Yes, sir, Mr. Roberts, but you can call me Stan. Mr. Roberts: Well, Mr. Roberts is my dad. You can call me Mr. Roberts, though, because you don&#8217;t know my dad so it won&#8217;t get confusing. Stanley: Right. Mr. Roberts: Well, impressive resume, [...]]]></description>
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