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		<title>Apologies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 20:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to thank all the members of the media that showed up today, there&#8217;s a lot more of you here than were at my previous press meeting regarding the persistent rumors that surrounded me. That&#8217;s nice of you all, but if you&#8217;re looking for a spectacle prepare to be disappointed. I am simply here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Thing in the Cellar</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/05/07/the-thing-in-the-cellar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 20:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh thank god you&#8217;re here! I was so scared I didn&#8217;t know who to call. There&#8217;s something in the cellar! It sounds like an animal or something. I was upstairs and I heard a bunch of noises coming from downstairs. So I came downstairs and I found the cellar door open and there were really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No One Ever Talks About Us Other Mad People</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/05/13/no-one-ever-talks-about-us-other-mad-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 23:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems someone&#8217;s always writing a book or a movie about a mad scientist who creates some sort of monster that causes death and destruction but where are the stories about the unsung mad professionals? Where are the mad economists? The mad mathematicians? The mad quantitative analyzers? Are we not worth a mention at any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Karzkat</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/04/30/more-karzkat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 01:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our guest writer today, once again, is Karzkat Selvonian. He&#8217;s from Latvia and he calls himself a &#8220;Professional Advisist on the Relationship&#8221;. A quick warning, he does talk a little graphically about sex: Let&#8217;s talk about sex! Now that I have your attention, let&#8217;s talk about sex. Many mens are coming up to me and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Gay, I Just Have a Dick Fetish</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/04/29/im-not-gay-i-just-have-a-dick-fetish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love having sex with ladies and I&#8217;m completely heterosexual, I just happen to have a dick fetish. It&#8217;s really no different from any other sexual hangups out there. Lots of guys love really fat women. Some guys like to be bound and gagged. Me, I prefer to have a nice, big dick in me. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yay camping!</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/04/12/yay-camping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 04:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we huddled around the campfire for warmth, Richard looked at me, an unnerving grin on his face. &#8220;You know why I brought you out here to the middle of nowhere, don&#8217;t you?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;You wanted to share your love of camping with me?&#8221; I replied. &#8220;No.&#8221; he nearly hissed, &#8220;I intend to kill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Reasonable Argument Against Health Care</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/03/26/a-reasonable-argument-against-health-care/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for having me. Let me first say that I am absolutely outraged at this health care bill that was just passed and the more the American people learn about it, the more they too will hate it. There are some truly terrible policies in it that just make no sense whatsoever. I&#8217;ve read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shipwrecked</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/02/14/shipwrecked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Diary, It has been three days since I washed ashore on this island, and still no sign of life. This entire island appears to be one vast desert running from where the waves crash onto the shore all the way up to the edge of the forest. The sun beats mercilessly on my head [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rumors</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/01/28/rumors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=544</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I&#8217;d like to thank all the members of the media who are covering this event for covering this event as there are is a persistent rumor that I would like to address. I have not, I repeat, not, ever literally stolen candy from a baby. There is absolutely no evidence for my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Times They Are-a Different</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/12/15/the-times-they-are-a-different/</link>
		<comments>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/12/15/the-times-they-are-a-different/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Times sure have changed in the novelty t-shirt business. Why, i remember it wasn&#8217;t so long ago that you could get mustache rides for only a nickel. Now I&#8217;ve seen them offered for up to 25 cents each! That&#8217;s inflation for you, I guess. It just seems a shame that it&#8217;s no longer enough to [...]]]></description>
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