Here are some facts about this year’s incoming freshman that will make you feel old and out of touch so go die already: Most of today’s freshman have never been 25 years old. They’ve never worn a watch with a minute hand, or if it had a minute hand it wasn’t digital or sometimes also [...]
Here’s a bunch of job postings I’ve seen recently: Major talent agency/production/advertising/website company seeking Runner for extremely busy talent agency/production/advertising/website company. Must have at least 27 years experience supporting a top level executive of an international firm specializing in sales to Belgium. Typical hours are 9am to 8:59am plus weekends. $4.75/hour after 3 month unpaid [...]
Mr. Roberts: Come on in, have a seat. Stanley is it? Stanley: Yes, sir, Mr. Roberts, but you can call me Stan. Mr. Roberts: Well, Mr. Roberts is my dad. You can call me Mr. Roberts, though, because you don’t know my dad so it won’t get confusing. Stanley: Right. Mr. Roberts: Well, impressive resume, [...]
I’ve been reading a lot of self help books lately* and I’ve noticed a couple books that need to be written**: Don’t Have Sex with Your Babysitter (and 50 More Tips for a Successful Marriage) Stop Crying and Pull Up Your Pants (and 50 More Tips to Get Dressed Quickly) Don’t Eat All the Cinnamon [...]
INT. CORLEONE’S OFFICE – DAY VITO CORLEONE: I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Now you just go outside and enjoy yourself and leave all this to me. EST. WOLTZ ESTATE – MORNING INT. WOLTZ BEDROOM – CONTINUOUS JACK WOLTZ gradually wakes up. He reaches down to his feet and a look of [...]
Thank you for having me. Let me first say that I am absolutely outraged at this health care bill that was just passed and the more the American people learn about it, the more they too will hate it. There are some truly terrible policies in it that just make no sense whatsoever. I’ve read [...]
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
I’ve always thought that when Arnold Schwarzenegger was running for governor and pledged to “terminate” the budget problems and took the legislators to task for making up “true lies” he should have ended his speeches by asking the voters to help him “jingle all the way” to Sacramento. Share:
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
An explanation of the events in the movie “Independence Day”.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Here’s a spam comment from a previous post: Wow that was long……… Since you have said that no sign were posted stating that there was a limit to how many you buy then you were entitled to purchase as many as you want. I love that it’s trying to be generic so it’ll slip through [...]
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