ROMNEY: “Oh, honey?…Nevermind.” END Share:
ROMNEY: Oh, honey! Could you call my accountant and have him brush my hair? END Share:
ROMNEY: Oh, honey, could you call my accountant and have him do my taxes? END Share:
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Hello visitors and welcome to Hollywood. We’re glad you’ve decided to join us here for this exciting adventure. Before we get started, here are a few rules and commonly asked questions to make your stay here much more pleasant: 1. You may observe some Hollywood Stars in their natural habitat. Please do not feed them, [...]
Holy crap! It’s the first draft of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back! I found this footage after breaking into the hidden archive room of George Lucas’s Skywalker Ranch and managed to sneak it out by tying it inside a balloon and swallowing it. Here it is for everyone to marvel at. Can you believe [...]
Gretel, bone thin and wearing tattered clothes, runs out of the house towards the locked hut that holds her brother. GRETEL: Hansel! Hansel! The witch is dead! I pushed her into the oven! We’re free! Gretel unbolts the hut and throws open the door. Hansel, grotesquely fat and wearing a fancy velor tracksuit, blinks in [...]
I know ad men have it tough what with drinking scotch all day and cheating on their wives (I’m assuming it’s still like Mad Men?) but really, some of the slogans are pretty terrible and they become worse when you think about them. Here are some of my favorites: Outback Steakhouse “It’s Always Fresh in [...]
“Break a leg” The Victorian era was a rough time and nowhere more so than in the theater. Actors were often paid by the line so the lead actor with the most lines might as well have had a giant target painted on his back in the hopes that once he was eliminated another member [...]
I may have complained about this before, but can we please stop adding the -gate prefix to every single thing that happens in the political realm? I mean, Boo-gate? Really? It just makes every thing less meaningful. I mean, the original scandal, Watergate, was about a president who used the power of the United States [...]
