Last night I went to sleep while watching “Planet Earth” on the Discovery Channel. Is it just me or are they adding more commercials? At any rate, I dozed off occasionally but here are some facts I managed to pick up in my drowsy state: Redwood trees are the largest animal on earth. When two [...]
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
So I’m going to try writing something every day for the next week, see if I can jump start my creativity. Maybe it’s a story, a blurb, a funny quote I just made up, whatever. Here is some sort of fucked up poem, I guess. I don’t really know what it is, I just liked [...]
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
There are over 62 million registered vehicles in the United States. That means if they were all lined up bumper to bumper it would really suck for the people in the middle. Share:
It’s funny when people use the word ‘literally’ incorrectly. Today on the radio a person asked to comment about a store closing said that they were “literally ripping the fabric of the town apart.” So apparently not only are they laying off people, they’re breaking into houses and destroying everyone’s wardrobe. Anyone else have any [...]
For those of you waiting for my next Twitter update, here it is: August 10, 2008 Still haven’t signed up for Twitter. # Share:
I think I want to write a comedy script about Jesus, but I really only have two ideas right now: 1. A scene where Jesus has to explain sex to his mother the virgin. 2. A scene where Jesus and Joseph get in a fight and Jesus runs away screaming “You’re not even my real [...]
I watched the History Channel show “Megadisasters” about droughts last night. The first half, with the history of the dust bowl was fascinating. But then, as usual for these shows, they started speculating about the future. They said a drought that hits the west for two years will cause severe water shortages in most cities [...]
Dave and Jay, these are on the house: A US envoy says that Mugabe has lost the election in Zimbabwe but he’s stalling with a recount so he can rig the election. The leader of South Africa’s governing party has called the situation a ‘crisis’. Even President Bush criticized Mugabe. He said “You don’t stall [...]
Dear writers of The Onion A/V Club, It’s okay to like things if they’re popular. Love, Me PS: It’s also okay to reference people us ‘normals’ have heard of instead of Millering everything. PPS: Millering is a new term I’ve just started. It means “making obscure references for the sake of hoping other people will [...]
My wife and I sometimes discuss possible baby names for a future possible future baby (I think that’s enough qualifiers). It’s weird because it seems that in naming a kid you’re determining it’s future. I mean, could Wolf Blitzer be anything other than an anchorman? No. Could Strom Thurmond be anything other than an 80 [...]
