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		<title>Communication Breakdown</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2012/01/28/communication-breakdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Fred, I&#8217;m writing to you to today to ask for a very important favor. As you remember, when we were teenagers we got into trouble. Lots of it. And my dad would always bail us out! Well, my dad&#8217;s in some trouble of his own now and I need your help! (Please pardon the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stories to Confuse and Amaze</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/07/28/stories-to-confuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was just another ordinary day, until the space rabbits came to Earth. We had been expecting their delivery, the order for space carrots had been put in three weeks ago. But it amazed everyone when they saw the carrots, for they were short by one. But that wasn&#8217;t the amazing bit, the carrots were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Heist</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/06/04/the-heist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 18:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My plan was perfect, there was nothing wrong with my plan. I had the blueprints to the museum and I had blackmailed a guard at the security company to tell me the location of all the cameras. I had even snuck my own camera in there so I could see where and at what intervals [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Short Stories</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/05/17/short-short-stories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 04:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pondering Have you ever thought about how much work an ant does in one day? No? That&#8217;s probably because you have a job and I don&#8217;t. Aliens The aliens began to destroy the Earth, then a little boy slowly walked up to their ship and they paused. But all he did was sing a really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Thing in the Cellar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 20:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh thank god you&#8217;re here! I was so scared I didn&#8217;t know who to call. There&#8217;s something in the cellar! It sounds like an animal or something. I was upstairs and I heard a bunch of noises coming from downstairs. So I came downstairs and I found the cellar door open and there were really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Know How It Is</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2011/04/21/i-know-how-it-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 21:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve observed many homeless people on the streets of LA and yesterday I decided to step into their shoes and live  for a single day as they do. I felt it was the best option after locking myself out of the house and refusing to pay $60 to that scoundrel of a locksmith. So, while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hole Family</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/06/08/the-hole-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Captain &#8220;Ace&#8221; Hole lined up his gun sights on the tail of the fleeing plane and pulled the triggers. KRA-KRA-KRA-KRA! In a matter of seconds the dogfight was over, the plane fell out of the sky, engines ablaze. Ace turned around and flew back to his base where he was greeted as a hero. Or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No One Ever Talks About Us Other Mad People</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 23:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems someone&#8217;s always writing a book or a movie about a mad scientist who creates some sort of monster that causes death and destruction but where are the stories about the unsung mad professionals? Where are the mad economists? The mad mathematicians? The mad quantitative analyzers? Are we not worth a mention at any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First Draft of the Godfather Scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 21:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Making Fun of]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=504</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[INT. CORLEONE&#8217;S OFFICE &#8211; DAY VITO CORLEONE: I&#8217;m gonna make him an offer he can&#8217;t refuse. Now you just go outside and enjoy yourself and leave all this to me. EST.  WOLTZ ESTATE &#8211; MORNING INT. WOLTZ BEDROOM &#8211; CONTINUOUS JACK WOLTZ gradually wakes up. He reaches down to his feet and a look of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Karzkat</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/04/30/more-karzkat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 01:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our guest writer today, once again, is Karzkat Selvonian. He&#8217;s from Latvia and he calls himself a &#8220;Professional Advisist on the Relationship&#8221;. A quick warning, he does talk a little graphically about sex: Let&#8217;s talk about sex! Now that I have your attention, let&#8217;s talk about sex. Many mens are coming up to me and [...]]]></description>
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