Probably the worst part of getting trampled to death by a bull is the knowledge that none of this would have happened if you hadn’t tried to kick him in the face. No I take that back, it’s the trampling that’s the worst. Share:
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Friday, February 26, 2010
As he jumped and spun around the ice his first thought was “I should be wearing skates.” His second thought was “I probably shouldn’t have killed that guy.” Do you ever wonder why they call them “skiis”? I think a better word would be- no, nevermind, “skiis” is pretty good. If I had a choice [...]
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
If guns are banned, only bands will have guns. ADDENDUM: Except if the band is Guns N’ Roses, they’ll have a gun ban. Share:
When the guards ordered me to get back in my cell for lights out I had a shocking thought: Maybe we were the ones in the cage and it was the people outside who were free. Share:
If I ever start a Nazi cartoon themed amusement park, my signature character would have to be Anti-semitey Sam. Share:
What do you call someone who sees the glass as half full, but half full of deadly, killer bees? Share:
I know that my friends secretly want to start a Fight Club, but nobody’s really talking about it. Share:
