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		<title>Bad at Narrative Flow</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/03/29/bad-at-narrative-flow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Start from the beginning of the &#8220;Bad at&#8230;&#8221; series. Suddenly Sam found himself back in the cave. Sam looked around. Sam was all alone. Sam thought the cave looked different. But. Familiar. For one thing. The raging river that he had attempted to cross beforehand with Katrina but then had slipped on the rocks of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Science Fiction</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2010/02/20/bad-at-science-fiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Start from the beginning of the &#8220;Bad at&#8230;&#8221; series. The water roared in Sam&#8217;s ears and propelled him over the edge of the falls. He fell, picking up more and more speed until he was falling at exactly the speed of the gravitational pull of the earth and it was impossible to fall any faster. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Using a Thesaurus (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/11/06/bad-at-using-a-thesaurus-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Start from the beginning of the &#8220;Bad at&#8230;&#8221; series. The staircase was nearly pitch black as Sam and Katrina made their way carefully, slowly, cautiously, with great trepidation, hesitantly down it. They felt their way along the wall, each step scrupulously meticulous. They progressed in this manner for what seemed like an infinitude of minutes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Using a Thesaurus</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/11/05/bad-at-using-a-thesaurus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To read the &#8220;Bad at&#8230;&#8221; series from the beginning start here. Sam started walking around the room, pounding on the wall, listening for any sign of a hidden passage. *POUND* *POUND* *POUND* His heart pounded in his throat, time was running out. The guards were surely walking very fast towards this very room after the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Erotica</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/04/30/bad-at-erotica/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Bad at&#8230;&#8221; series starts here. Sam dashed up the stairs to the queen&#8217;s bedroom door. He thrust his fists against the door and pounded until at last it heaved open with a sigh. There on the bed was Katrina, the sultry maid with the heaving bosoms. Her maid outfit lay on the floor and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Continuity</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/04/29/bad-at-continuity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Start with Part 1: Bad at Foreshadowing The bullet whizzed towards Sam&#8217;s heart. There was absolutely nothing Sam could do as he dove to the ground. He wasn&#8217;t fast enough to dodge a speeding bullet but he could at least dodge a speeding bullet. The bullet missed him by inches and dug itself into the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Onomatopoeia and Flashback</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/04/28/bad-at-onomatopoeia-and-flashback/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might want to check out the previous chapters: Bad at Foreshadowing and Bad at Hyperbole. Sam stood up slowly, his arms in the air. That voice could only belong to one man. &#8220;Well, Sharkie,&#8221; said Sam, &#8220;You found me.&#8221; &#8220;Indeed I did. And now I intend to make you pay for what you did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Hyperbole</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/31/bad-at-hyperbole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.junkfoodforyourbrain.com/blog/?p=223</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Read part 1 of this story: Bad at Foreshadowing The cave was dark, approximately as dark as a moonless night, maybe a little more so. Sam patted his pockets for his lighter. He found it in his pants pocket, pulled it out and flicked it on. The darkness drew back and flickered around him, waiting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Foreshadowing</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/30/bad-at-foreshadowing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sam, who doesn&#8217;t die in this story, peered into the cave warily. The sunlight only penetrated a few feet before being swallowed by the darkness that concealed a bear that Sam didn&#8217;t see. Sam hesitated and gripped the ring he wore around his neck that his father had given him and he&#8217;d found no real [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad at Metaphors</title>
		<link>http://junkfoodforyourbrain.com/2009/03/29/bad-at-metaphors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The silence washed over the bank customers like a gentle rain on a summer day, extinguishing all conversation like a noise-canceling-bucket poured onto a campfire of noise. “All right,” shouted the robber like a drill sergeant on his first day with new recruits, “Everyone down on the floor”. The customers dropped to the floor like [...]]]></description>
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