New Years Celebration
The huge crowd in Times Square watched the ball drop as they counted down: “3…2…1…Happy adolescence!” they shouted at the naked teenager with newly descended testes.
Practical Advice
It’s never a good idea to leave your car running while you go into a store to grab something. Especially if that something is a stranger’s breasts.
Explorers
The natives had over 200 words for “snow” but no words to describe ownership. That’s why it was so easy to take all their stuff.
Religion
When Jesus was starting to become a man, his mother, Mary, took him aside one day to have “the talk”. Jesus knew this day was coming but it was still awkward to have to teach his mother about sex.
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