Dear sir or madam,
I was disappointed to find that your latest DVD entitled “Girls Hunting Girls” was in fact girls having sex with each other and not, as I expected, girls hunting the most dangerous game: humans, with machine guns riding porcu-sharks (a porcupine/shark crossbreed known for it’s sharp quills, dangerous ferocity, and a terrifying, never-satisfied need for cuddling). Instead of the countless hours of girls hunting and killing other girls in cold blood and feasting on their entrails as well as instructions on the care and feeding of porcu-sharks, I was forced to watch several hot girls having sex with each other for fun. I was apalled and outraged. And just to make sure I understood the depths of my feelings I watched it 3 times. Furthermore, it gave me a dangerous buzzing-warmth in my genital region which I usually only get when suspended naked in a vat of warm pudding. I certainly hope that your next film “Anal Atrocities Volume 4″ is a detailed docu-drama of the war crimes that occured during the Serbian conflict and not more erotic filth like the first 3 volumes, which incidentally, have worn out after several weeks of continuous viewing.
Yours,
Herbert J. Pumpernell, Esq.
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